The Dictatorship of Skin Nation The Second is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Jason with an iron fist, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, complete lack of prisons, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 21.506 billion Skin Nation The Secondians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Healthcare, and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Allton. The average income tax rate is 94.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Skin Nation The Secondian economy, worth a remarkable 9,462 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 440,001 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Sniffer dogs check train passengers for body odour, it's not mass murder when the government does it, the diplomatic corps tends to open negotiations by insulting all the foreigners in the room, and wigged-out hunters report playing croquet with the Queen of Hearts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Skin Nation The Second's national animal is the Tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is a major religion.

Skin Nation The Second is ranked 43,748^th in the world and 2,407^th in Lazarus for Most Cultured, scoring 73 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.